In what’s certain to solely be the twentieth stupidest factor right this moment, Donald Trump Jr. is making a multi-million funding into the “Enhanced Video games,” which intends to be the Olympics on steroids, actually.
Casting apart the pesky shackles of issues like “morals,” “expertise,” and “honest play,” the “Enhanced Video games” will embrace athletes who can stick as many needles of their ass as attainable to compete whereas juiced out of their thoughts. It’s all beneath the guise of “freedom,” as Don Jr. places it.
“For over 100 years, elites in control of world sports activities have stifled innovation, crushed particular person greatness, and refused to let athletes push the bounds of what’s attainable. That ends now,” Trump Jr. mentioned. “The Enhanced Video games signify the longer term — actual competitors, actual freedom, and actual information being smashed.”
These pesky world elites considering that athletes ought to compete pretty and equally. What absolute monsters!
So now the exact same individuals calling for 40 transgender athletes to be banned from competing in NCAA sports activities, saying it was an “unfair enjoying subject,” now need to promote a video games that aren’t based mostly on expertise, however who has entry to essentially the most cutting-edge and costly steroids.
The Enhanced Video games are the brainchild of London-based Aron D’Souza, who says the video games will permit athletes to take any amount of anabolic steroids, human progress hormone, or testosterone substitute remedy earlier than competing in occasions like observe and subject, swimming, and weightlifting. There can be medical supervision for the video games, to make sure professionals are available when athletes’ hearts explode from destroying their lives with medication.
Naturally well being professionals are dismayed by the concept of endorsing an occasion like this, which is so ludicrously irresponsible. Anabolic steroid customers have a three-time larger threat of mortality than non-users, whereas using human progress hormones have been linked to elevated threat of a number of varieties of most cancers, diabetes, and liver failure.
Why not simply permit gladiatorial fight whereas we’re at it?
