Within the podcast, after an extremely tasteful joke about AIDS, Bridges brings up the subject of Autopilot in response to a different spherical of drinks being served to the hosts:
Bridges: You wanna know what one of the best game-changer of 2025 is for me?
Kreischer: What’s that?
Bridges: I purchased a Tesla. It has Autopilot.
Kreischer: Does it work like — like that?
Bridges: Lemme let you know one thing.
Kreischer: The place you are like, [slurred] “Tesla get me house?”
Bridges: Yeah. That is the issue. That is — that is actually the issue. I am going to go after it, and I will be like — I am going to press the Dwelling button, so long as you look ahead, you are house.
Somebody named “Daddy Steve,” who can also be right here, to Kreischer: Have you ever, do you — do you could have a Tesla?
Kreischer, laughing: No, I do not, however I am getting one!
“Daddy Steve”: Actually? Attention-grabbing. Oh no no, you 100% should get the autodrive Tesla, the brand new one!
Bridges: It is — like, it is most likely very unlucky for you ‘trigger like, the mo— one of the best you may get is sort of a Mannequin X, which, you — I do not know what your every day driver is, however you are wealthy so you may most likely be like “Ah, it is gonna like, be a downgrade from my G-Wagen or some sh–.” However, you get in that motherf—–, I am telling you, you press the Dwelling button, the wheel begins spinning, you are simply — you are, you may jerk off in there, you may, you may actually—
Kreischer: For actual?
Bridges: —you may watch.
Kreischer: How is — there’s gotta be porn of somebody having intercourse within the Tesla whereas it drives.
Bridges: Oh there’s lots.
Nobody must be consuming or having intercourse behind the wheel of a Tesla or every other automobile with driver-assist software program. This software program has already been proven to make us much less attentive drivers, and Bridges and Kreischer’s feedback present the pure finish level of software program that is marketed as being much more hands-off than it truly is. You’d suppose Tesla’s founder Elon Musk dropping a $240 million lawsuit on account of overblown self driving claims about Autopilot would give these mighty media minds pause, however no. Anyway, do not ever drink and drive, even in a Tesla.
